Hillary Clinton’s Secret Strategy For Victory Revealed!

Hillary Clinton has unveiled the uber-tippity-top-secret that will propel Her Inevitableness to victory!

A Saturday Night Live skit!

"I am very optimistic and extremely positive about what we're doing as we go forward in these states," Clinton said of Ohio and Texas, two delegate-rich states on which she has pinned the future of her candidacy.

"I hear with increasing frequency, 'Don't give up, you're going to win,'" she said.

The former first lady pledged to continue to stress her differences with Obama on issues including universal health care, and said she will step up her criticism of the Illinois senator's lack of experience in public life.

"We're going to emphasize more and more the experience gap," Clinton told several hundred supporters who had paid at least $500 to attend a Boston fundraiser. "You'll hear a lot about it the next eight days."

The New York senator said the posters voters are bringing to her events indicate that the issue of experience is coming to the forefront.

"When I first started, it was 'You Go Girl,' 'Women Making History,' all about the pioneering nature of my candidacy," Clinton said. Recently, she said, the signs had changed.

"In Houston last night, it was, 'We Want Experience, Not An Experiment,' and 'The White House Is No Place for Training Wheels,'" she said.

Clinton blamed her woes in part on unfair press coverage but said she believed Obama had come under increased media scrutiny in recent days. She urged the group to watch the latest episode of "Saturday Night Live," which featured a skit mocking last Thursday's CNN debate as little more than a love fest for Obama.

Yea, verily  thou shalt combat the usurper with a skit! Good luck with that. 

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2 Responses to Hillary Clinton’s Secret Strategy For Victory Revealed!

  1. Mockinbird says:

    Maybe Hil could serve her Senate term, and then go to Hollywood! You know, do the Fred Thompson thing!
    She could play a crooked lawyer! I’m seeing concept here, people!

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