Archive for March 28th, 2008

Mar 28 2008

Adding An Adjunct

Published by Gaius under Blogosphere

Regular readers here at Blue Crab Boulevard will remember that I asked Rich Horton from The Iconic Midwest to guest post here when I accompanied my wife on a business trip she had to make. Recently, Rich took me at my word and posted a few things (I had told him he was welcome to and meant it). Now, Rich has signed on - if that is the correct term - as a full-fledged adjunct blogger here at the Crabitat. Adjunct blogger is the term Rich suggested, by the way - I like it. He'll post when he can and about whatever he wants. I look forward to his input here. I expect that we will not always agree, but I also expect that I will find his posts interesting and thought provoking.

Rich has the run of the place except for the back room where the monkeys are working on cracking the Shakespeare Code. That's off limits to everyone except me and Uncle Guido. Sorry, Rich. (Really, it's just as well. They are mean little suckers.)

Please join me in welcoming Rich to Blue Crab Boulevard.

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Mar 28 2008

Tunes For Nuclear Workers

Published by Gaius under Geek Stuff

As someone who has spent a large part of his career in the nuclear energy field, I can assure you that this video is brilliant. The industry has been trying, for years now, to keep radiation dose to workers to an absolute minimum. It's known by the acronym ALARA or As Low As Reasonably Achievable. The training for this, however, has been less than scintillating. Oh, it is absolutely factual, perfectly correct and transmits all the information a worker needs - but you can't dance to it. Well now, rad workers can:

 

Okay, I know most people won't know what the heck they are talking about, but to an insider, it's spot on accurate. (An RWP is a Radiation Work Permit, by the way). We tend to be overly acronymic in the nuclear power field.

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Mar 28 2008

Howard Dean Defines “Opportunist”

Published by Gaius under Politics

For your edification, "Screaming" Howard Dean has provided a handy definition of the word 'opportunist':

While we honor McCain's military service, the fact is Americans want a real leader who offers real solutions, not a blatant opportunist who doesn't understand the economy and is promising to keep our troops in Iraq for 100 years."

From Wikipedia:

John McCain's capture and imprisonment began on October 26, 1967. He was flying his twenty-third bombing mission over North Vietnam, when his A-4E Skyhawk was shot down by a Soviet-made SA-2 anti-aircraft missile over Hanoi.[34][35][36][37] McCain fractured both arms and a leg,[38] and then nearly drowned when he parachuted into Truc Bach Lake in Hanoi.[34] After he regained consciousness, a mob gathered around, spat on him, kicked him, and stripped him of his clothes.[39] Others crushed his shoulder with the butt of a rifle and bayoneted him in his left foot and abdominal area; he was then transported to Hanoi's main Hoa Loa Prison, nicknamed the "Hanoi Hilton" by American POWs.[39][40]

Although McCain was badly wounded, his captors refused to give him medical care unless he gave them military information, beating and interrogating him.[39] Only when the North Vietnamese discovered that his father was a top admiral did they give him medical care[39] and announced his capture. His status as a POW made the front pages of The New York Times[41] and The Washington Post.[42]

McCain spent six weeks in the Hoa Loa hospital, receiving marginal care.[34] Now having lost 50 pounds, in a chest cast, and with his hair turned white,[34] McCain was sent to a different camp on the outskirts of Hanoi[43] in December 1967, into a cell with two other Americans who did not expect him to live a week; they nursed McCain and kept him alive.[44] In March 1968, McCain was put into solitary confinement, where he would remain for two years.[39]

In July 1968, McCain's father was named commander of all U.S. forces in the Vietnam theater.[2] McCain was immediately offered a chance to return home early:[34] The North Vietnamese wanted a worldwide propaganda coup by appearing merciful, and also wanted to show other POWs that elites like McCain were willing to be treated preferentially.[39] McCain turned down the offer of repatriation; he would only accept the offer if every man taken in before him was released as well.[45] McCain's refusal to be released was even remarked upon by North Vietnamese senior negotiator Le Duc Tho to U.S. envoy Averell Harriman during the ongoing Paris Peace Talks.[46]

In August of 1968, a program of severe torture methods began on McCain, using rope bindings into painful positions, and beatings every two hours, at the same time as he was suffering from dysentery.[39][34] McCain made an anti-American propaganda "confession" that said he was a "black criminal" and an "air pirate".[34] He has always felt that his statement was dishonorable,[48] but as he would later write, "I had learned what we all learned over there: Every man has his breaking point. I had reached mine."[39] His injuries left him permanently incapable of raising his arms above his head.[49] He subsequently received two to three beatings per week because of his continued refusal to sign additional statements.[50] Other American POWs were similarly tortured and maltreated in order to extract "confessions",[39] with many enduring even worse treatment than McCain.[51]

And, of course, what McCain actually said about 100 years in Iraq:

McCain never actually went so far as to call for a century-long occupation. Rather, in response to a New Hampshire town hall questioner who asked about President Bush’s statement that U.S. troops could be in Iraq for 50 years, McCain interrupted and said, “Make it 100.”

“We've been in South Korea … we’ve been in Japan for 60 years,” he continued. “We’ve been in South Korea for 50 years or so. That would be fine with me. As long as Americans are not being injured or harmed or wounded or killed, that’s fine with me. I hope that would be fine with you, if we maintain a presence in a very volatile part of the world where Al Qaeda is training, recruiting and equipping and motivating people every single day."

Indeed, Screamin' Howie did define the word opportunist quite well. In fact, Howie's picture should appear right next to that word in dictionaries everywhere.

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Mar 28 2008

You Know You’ve Had Too Much To Drink

Published by Gaius under News

When you reach up to brush something off your shoulder and realize it's the floor. You really, really know you've had too much when you wake up in a garbage truck.

William M. Bowen, 27, awoke about 6:30 a.m. Thursday to find that he was inside a commercial trash-collection truck filled with waste.

A Rumpke garbage truck driver had emptied a bin behind the Muncie Eye Center into his truck and was about to activate its trash compressor when he heard someone screaming.

"He looked up and this gentleman was standing out the top of our truck," said Larry Green, market safety supervisor for Rumpke.

Generally speaking, it is a bad idea to go pearl diving when you've been drinking. Apparently, there is a stage between falling-down drunk and dead-drunk: dumpster-drunk.

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Mar 28 2008

Who’s Running The Asylum?

Published by Gaius under Humor

Why, the Johnson county (Iowa) board of supervisors, of course. The board voted to allow self-proclaimed ghost hunters access to a former insane asylum located in that county. Mind you, there have never been any ghosts reported there.

Brandon Cochran, museum operations assistant for the historical society, said there have never been reports of ghosts or bizarre happenings at the building and that bringing in a paranormal team is "kind of taking the pre-emptive approach.

He wants an Iowa-based paranormal investigative team to come in for one night. Cochran said he hopes they don't find any paranormal activity and the investigation can put to rest any speculation.

A four-person Carroll Area Paranormal Team will use thermal imaging equipment and voice recording systems, Cochran said.

The mind boggles. In other odd news, a Farmer in Australia is wondering who threw the suspected bits of spacecraft onto his property:

CANBERRA (Reuters) - A cattle farmer in Australia's remote northern outback on Friday said he had found a giant ball of twisted metal, which he believes is space junk from a rocket used to launch communications satellites.
 
Farmer James Stirton found the odd-shaped ball last year on his 40,000 hectare property, about 800 kilometres (500 miles) west of the northern Queensland state capital of Brisbane.

Rumor has it that the Johnson county board of supervisors is sending a team of UFO investigators. Meanwhile, signs of giant sharks have been found in the St. Clair River in Michigan:

"It's a shark tooth," Craig Wentz said. "It's petrified. It's rock."

Michigan State University paleontologist Michael Gottfried said the 3-inch long tooth comes from an extinct species called Carcharodon megalodon, or the "megatooth" shark. The megalodon, which went extinct 2 million years ago, reached lengths of more than 60 feet.

By comparison, Great White sharks generally are about 20 feet long.

Rumors that the Johnson county board of supervisors is sending shark hunters to investigate are not true. They are actually sending the ghost hunters to locate Chief Brody and Quint so they can ask them to look into the matter.

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