You Know You’ve Had Too Much To Drink
When you reach up to brush something off your shoulder and realize it's the floor. You really, really know you've had too much when you wake up in a garbage truck.
William M. Bowen, 27, awoke about 6:30 a.m. Thursday to find that he was inside a commercial trash-collection truck filled with waste.
A Rumpke garbage truck driver had emptied a bin behind the Muncie Eye Center into his truck and was about to activate its trash compressor when he heard someone screaming.
"He looked up and this gentleman was standing out the top of our truck," said Larry Green, market safety supervisor for Rumpke.
Generally speaking, it is a bad idea to go pearl diving when you've been drinking. Apparently, there is a stage between falling-down drunk and dead-drunk: dumpster-drunk.
By MikeM, Saturday, 29 March , 2008 @ 7:28 am
Uh, nice set of friends he has there. Even if they didn’t put him in the dumbster, or know he climbed in, they "lost" him. They have a lot of explaining to do.
By martian, Saturday, 29 March , 2008 @ 9:01 am
I’ve done a lot of drinking in my day, especially in my younger years, but I’ve neverbeen that drunk! He is going to have one MONUMENTAL hang-over!