Hillary Clinton has challenged Barack Obama to a winner take all solution to their endless, increasingly bitter nomination fight: a bowling match.
"We clearly need to do something so that our party and the people can make the right decision," Clinton, sounding somber, told reporters in Philadelphia.
"So I have a proposal. Today, I am challenging Senator Obama to a bowl-off. A bowling night, right here in Pennsylvania. Winner take all. I'll even spot (concede) him two frames," she said to guffaws from the press.
"It's time for his campaign to get out of the gutter and allow all of the pins to be counted. And I'm prepared to play this game all the way to the 10th frame," Clinton added.
"So let's strike a deal, and go bowling for delegates. We don't have a moment to spare, because it's already April Fool's Day."
On Saturday, a grinning Obama played to the crowd in a bowling alley in gritty Altoona, several times sending balls wobbling into the gutter instead of crashing into pins at the end of his lane.
The excursion, a new twist on "gutter politics," "didn't go so well," Obama said. "There was an eight-year-old who was giving me tips," he said, before assuring voters that his economic plan was far better than his bowling.
We here at Blue Crab Boulevard would have thought a challenge to a knife fight was more in order. To which Hillary would have brought an Uzi. But we digress. Actually, a bowling match might be just the thing to settle this. The ultimate skins match, so to speak. Mind you, we're having quite a lot of fun watching th savagery between the two candidates sans bowling balls, knives or automatic weapons.
I'vebeen posting about the biofuel scam for some time now. I have pointed out the skyrocketing price of food and the real and lasting environmental damage that biofuel production entails. It seems the world is suddenly waking up to the nightmare the eco-warriors have created.
Biofuels made from food crops such as corn, sugar, soybeans and oil palm burn cleaner than fossil fuels, but experts say high demand is sending ripples through the world economy, and could be doing the environment more harm than good.
Rudy Gosal, a 36-year-old courier who queued with hundreds of others in Indonesia's capital in March to buy government-subsidised cooking oil, is one of millions feeling the pinch of the push towards biofuels.
After the latest rise earlier this year, the cost of cooking oil in Jakarta jumped a massive 70 percent, to around 12,000 rupiah (1.31 dollars) a litre……
……A study published in the journal Science in February found it would take around 86 years for biodiesel made from palm oil grown on cleared tropical lowland forest to repay the "carbon debt" generated from clearing the land.
For biodiesel from cleared peatlands, the study found, the debt would take more than 840 years to repay.
"Certainly the carbon debt from converting peatlands is far and away larger than in any of the other ecosystems we considered," said Jason Hill, an economist at the University of Minnesota and study co-author.
But Indonesia appears intent on running up that debt. Already at least 10 million of its 22.5 million hectares (55.6 million acres) of peatland have been cleared, according to the Centre for International Forestry Research, and the clearing shows no sign of slowing.
Indonesia currently emits the world's third largest total of so-called greenhouse gas. I have said it before: there is no better time to rape the planet than right now. All you have to say is that you are fighting global warming or going "green" and you can get away with ecological murder. The laws of physics and thermodynamics are not subject to repeal by wishful thinking or kindergarten-level scientific theory. Yet that is precisely what has been influencing politicians to sign onto this fuelishness.
The Telegraph reports that a colony of flying penguins has been spotted, confirming Darwin's theory of evolution. Or disproving it. Or something.
Camera crews discovered a colony of Adélie penguins while filming on King George Island, some 750 miles south of the Falkland Islands.
The programme is being presented by ex-Monty Python star Terry Jones, who said: "We'd been watching the penguins and filming them for days, without a hint of what was to come.
"But then the weather took a turn for the worse. It was quite amazing. Rather than getting together in a huddle to protect themselves from the cold, they did something quite unexpected, that no other penguins can do."
We here at Blue Crab Boulevard are happy to report that we have discovered a colony of car-sized rats which we have dispatched to King George Island to eat the flying penguins. One has to keep nature in balance, after all. Flying penguins would give the seagulls an inferiority complex.
Petty Officer 2nd Class Michael A. Monsoor will be posthumously awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor at a White House ceremony on April 8, 2008.
Petty Officer 2nd Class Michael A. Monsoor fought dozens of battles in the streets of Ramadi, shouldering his MK48 machine gun without complaint in the 130-degree heat of Iraq's violent Anbar province.
In May 2006, only a month into his first deployment to Iraq, the 25-year-old Navy SEAL from Garden Grove, Calif., ran under fire into a street to drag to safety a wounded comrade who was shot in the leg, earning a Silver Star for his courage.
On Sept. 29, 2006, another act of valor would cost Monsoor his life — and save the lives of three comrades. For that act, he will posthumously be awarded a Medal of Honor on April 8, the White House said yesterday.
Monsoor "distinguished himself through conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of his life," said an official summary of action. He is the first sailor and the third service member overall to receive a Medal of Honor for actions in the war in Iraq.
Petty Officer 2nd Class Michael Monsoor gave his life saving the other members of his SEAL team by throwing himself onto a live hand grenade thrown into their post on that September day. I first posted about Petty Officer Monsoor in October of 2006. I still have no adequate words to describe his heroism.