Blue Crab Boulevard

Justin Hill of Rock Island, Tennessee can probably top you. First he got into an automobile accident right in front of his house when he turned into the path of an oncoming car. His wife heard the noise and ran out of their home, leaving the kitchen stove burning. The home promptly caught on fire. Hill was flown to a hospital. When he was released, he was met with a traffic citation as a result of the accident.

I'm glad he didn't own a dog.