Blue Crab Boulevard

A British man and his sister got to test drive the new Volkswagen Golf - the one with two trunks. The regular one and the one the elephant added later.

Road rage is bad enough. But what worried the driver of this car was that he was about to become a victim of rogue rage.

When a six-ton elephant suddenly lumbered over to the Volkswagen Golf in a South African safari park, Rico Beltrame and his sister Angela feared it was going to reduce the vehicle to scrap metal - with them inside.

The pictures say it all. Personally, we here at the Crabitat outfit ourselves a little differently when going on safari. Oh, sure, the mileage could be better, but we certainly feel much safer.