Veggie Pride! Power to the Pea-ple! There is no shortage of silly puns at the Veggie Pride Parade scheduled to occur in New York City.
Rain or shine, the parade is expected to wend its way through Manhattan's old meatpacking district on Sunday before ending at Washington Square Park.
Along the route, costumed bride and groom Penelo Pea Pod and Chris P. Carrot will exchange veggie vows and ask observers to "Give Peas a Chance" and "Go Vegetarian!"
The parade's organizer is – I am not making this up – Pamela Rice. Personally, if I lived in NYC, I'd steak out a place along the route to sell t-shirts. Vegetables are what food eats.
Peas tell me how to sign up! I recently became a liberal, which beans that I am now in a permanent vegetative state.
Vegetables cause global warming AND left wing views. I blame dirt and socialism. Well…and rain too.
I hope they realize – and enjoy – just how silly this all sounds.
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