Why Governors Are Better Than Senators

Generally speaking, Americans prefer to elect former/sitting Governors to the presidency rather than former/sitting Senators.  The main reason this is so was illustrated by Mike Huckabee over the weekend: Huckabee helps choking NC candidate with Heimlich

Former Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee put the squeeze on a politician at the North Carolina Republican Party convention, but in a good way.

The former Arkansas governor performed the Heimlich maneuver on Robert Pittenger, Republican candidate for lieutenant governor, at a lunch Saturday.

Pittenger said he was laughing when he choked on some food.

"I stood up and the governor came over and did the Heimlich and got the relief," Pittenger said. He said the food dislodged when Huckabee applied the trademark Heimlich squeeze to the midsection.

It's a good thing Pittenger wasn't at a Senatorial gathering, where they probably would have rushed into action by calling for a committee meeting - scheduled for sometime in the fall - to discuss how best to help the category of "choking people."  If they can get a quorum.

Formula One Beaver?

The Daily Mail reports on the latest contribution Canada has made to the world of sports: Formula One racing beavers!

A brave beaver was pictured as it tried to race alongside Lewis Hamilton’s car - but it proved to be a bad omen for the driver who later crashed out of the Canadian Grand Prix.

The fearless creature was photographed scampering alongside Hamilton’s car as he got in some practice for yesterday’s big race.

As Hamilton sped round the track the chubby rodent hurtled as fast as it could down the tarmac.

Although I am not sure about the first picture, the second one appears to be showing a woodchuck, not a beaver. Either way, this is a great day for auto racing. (Insert gratuitous beaver joke of your choice here.)

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