In a speech today presidential candidate Barack Obama maintained his steadfast disapproval of the D-Day landings of June 6th, 1944.
 

"Even knowing what we know today, I would never commit to Operation Overlord," the Senator explained to a gathering of respected journalists. "It should have been obvious from the debacles at Kasserine Pass and the Anzio landings, not to mention the unending quagmire of the Italian campaign as a whole, that simply putting more troops into the European theater was never going to bring the violence to an end."

 
Senator Obama pointed out that no WMDs have ever been located anywhere in the civil war-torn continent. "And what does the current Administration hold up as evidence to justify their dangerous, ill-conceived rush to war? A handful of unreliable V-2 missiles that are just as likely to fall on German cities as their intended targets. Does the capture of a few rusty rockets that threatened no one worth the price of 50,00 American lives?"

 
Senator Obama went on to say, "This was a European civil war, and our unwanted invasion only made things worse.  As a result of this disaster, which is unparalled in American history, we have strengthened enemies and lost the respected of trusted friends like Vichy France."
 

"America was once a beacon of hope and change," the Democratic presidential hopeful added. "But because we illegally invaded countries that had nothing to do with 12/7 we have dramatically weakened the United States. We are now at greater risk of attack than we were before Pearl Harbor."
 

When questioned about reports of a "Holocaust" that allegedly occurred in Europe under the Hitler government, Obama echoed the sentiments of a majority of experts who are skeptical that such an event could have ever taken place. "Why should we believe anything that the Roosevelt Administration tells us anymore?" he said. "The only ‘Holocaust’ that we know actually happened is the one where millions of Europeans died because of an illegal invasion launched by Roosevelt himself. The stain of the blood of all of those millions of dead will never leave our hands. Europeans would be far better off today if we had learned the lessons of history the first time around." 

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