A man in Saginaw, Michigan has been arrested after – and I quote – ”receiving sexual favors from a vacuum” at a carwash.
A 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was in the Saginaw County Jail for ”receiving sexual favors from a vacuum” at a Thomas Township car wash, police say.
A Thomas Township resident called police to report ”someone acting suspicious” at a car wash around 6:45 a.m. Thursday, said Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger.
Now, we’ve seen this kind of behavior before, of course. We’ll just point out that when the man’s name is released, it’ll suck to be him.