There appears to be one organization in the United States that is more than willing to invest in the American auto industry: The Animal UprisingTM.
When the turn signal and windshield wipers went out on Hope Wideup’s car, she didn’t think much of it.
It was a 2004 with about 60,000 miles, just about the right age and mileage for some minor problems to crop up.
What the DeMotte resident didn’t expect was what she discovered under the hood of her vehicle.
Nuts, black walnuts, and lots of them.
“There were thousands in there. They were everywhere,” Wideup said.
In exchange for all the nuts, of course, the Animal UprisingTM expects total control of Detroit. Rumor has it that they are ready to appoint a Chipmunk Car Czar who will preside over the takeover.
I have to wonder when she last had her oil checked.