Victor Davis Hanson writes of life at the new Animal Farm.
By July, we will come to feel that 2009 will be one of the most upbeat years in our history, as what used to be the news media? begins to get behind America and report on all the mysteriously wonderful things that are suddenly taking place.
All the campaign talk of the Great Depression, a Vietnam-like war, and our shredded Constitution will now thankfully subside as the Obama administration assumes office and solves problems with conciliation, dialogue, and multilateral wisdom, rather than shrillness, unilateralism, preemption, and my-way-or-the-highway dogmatism. We will hear that, by historical levels, unemployment is still not that bad, that GDP growth is not historically all that low, and that deficits, inflation, interest rates, and housing starts are all within manageable parameters. “Depression” will transmogrify into “recession” which in turn by July will be a “downturn” and by year next an “upswing” on its way to boom times.
Indeed, almost supernaturally crises will be solved with the departure of the hated Bush: no more flooding streets from cracked water mains that were a result of a President’s neglect of infrastructure, and no more spontaneous crashes of Mississippi River bridges due to diversions of critical federal aid from cash-strapped states to Iraq. And when the temperatures rise or drop, the wind howls, the clouds burst forth or go away, the snow melts or piles up, it will be, well, nature that caused the havoc, not the current occupant of the White House who failed to sign Kyoto.
The press already reports – with completely straight faces – that Team Obama has investigated its own ties with the Rod Blagojevich and has cleared itself of any wrongdoing. Can anyone seriously believe that any Republican would have received the same treatment?
When Obama does pretty much the same thing as Bush has done in the future, can anyone doubt it will be described by the media in completely different words? It, whatever the policy or decision, will be enlightened, not unconstitutional. The press has already been giving free passes to Obama on things that would have sunk a Republican. It will not get better.
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