Hooves On First?
Everyone’s a critic. Even among the equine set.
An escaped horse burst into a cinema and walked around the foyer.
The horse was one of three which escaped from a farm and ran through the automatic doors at the Cineworld complex in Boldon, South Tyneside.
The incident was caught on CCTV and was put on the YouTube website, but it has since been removed.
The horse was, of course, hoping for a revival of National Velvet and was disappointed. That’s why he left so soon. Well, that and that the popcorn wasn’t fresh. That’s what our sources tell us.
Then again, maybe the horse was looking for a showing of A Dangerous Mind.
By feeblemind, January 4, 2009 @ 6:33 pm
Maybe they were hoping Casey’s Shadow was playing? Or Mr. Ed?
By BlogDog, January 4, 2009 @ 8:28 pm
Seebisquit perhaps.
By feeblemind, January 4, 2009 @ 9:12 pm
Seriously, they weren’t there to see any movies. They were just horsing around.
By Lars Walker, January 5, 2009 @ 8:25 am
Clearly part of an effort by the Animal Conspiracy to take over the cinema industry.
Personally, I’m all for it.