An Australian family got a first hand taste of the Animal Uprising™ on Sunday when a teenage mutant ninja kangaroo smashed into their home through a bedroom window. The Raging ‘roo did a boogaloo on the bed then tried to get under the covers. Fortunately, the man of the house decided that enough was enough. He wrestled the mad marsupial to the ground and dragged it, kicking and screaming, out of the house.
About 2 a.m. Sunday, their dog began barking furiously. Possibly possums, they thought.
The family had put up with possums scampering across their roof every night since they moved in three weeks ago.
Moments later, the window was smashed and a black figure landed on their bed…..
….The kangaroo jumped on top of the blanket that Beman and her 9-year-old daughter were hiding under. It then leaped onto the nightstand, punched holes in the furniture and left blood stains on the wall as it bounced into their son’s room.
The man, Beat Ettlin, is originally from Switzerland. So apparently, psycho-killer kangaroos have it in for more than just Irish actors and elderly Australian women. They are after the Swiss, too. Frankly, I think Ettlin, who is a chef, missed a golden opportunity to make a tasty snack.
Well, it certainly would be a fresh snack.
Off topic:in the excerp, there is no “O” in front of “possum”. After all, this year, it’s all about the “O”. Uh Oh, community organisers!