We here at Blue Crab Boulevard diligently try to follow up on the urgent news we have previously reported. We can now report the outcome of a story we first reported about last year. We now know the penalty for obtaining – ahem – personal services at a car wash: 90 days in jail. Although it is not completely clear from this article whether the crime itself was being punished or the effect the crime had on the municipality in question:
Late-night television’s “The Tonight Show” with Jay Leno and the “Late Show” with David Letterman have poked fun at Saginaw, Circuit Judge Fred L. Borchard told Savage before sentencing him to 90 days in jail for indecent exposure.
Borchard said he’s also had an inquiry from the London Globe newspaper about the incident.
“I believe you owe the community an apology for what you’ve done,” Borchard said.
Original post here.
We would be remiss if we did not point out to the judge that it could have been worse. It could have been a judge involved with vacuum.
