You really have to read this one completely. I’m not even going to try to excerpt it.
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Thank heavens that only 99.9% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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Blue Crab Boulevard
An old one about lawyers asks, “What is the difference between a dead lawyer and a dead skunk on a highway?” The answer is,”Skid marks in front of the skunk.”
Source long forgotten for this cartoon. A lawyer is smirking as the thug on the stand says, “His scurrilous attitude enticed me to engage in a bout of fisticuffs. And dat’s de story in me own woids.”
Q. Why don’t sharks attack lawyers?
A. Professional courtesy.
Q. What do you call a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat?
A. A crying shame!