The Animal Uprising™ takes a new turn – and that lovely summer dress your wife just bought.
A group of tearaway baboons are wreaking havoc on a safari park after learning to crack open rooftop luggage boxes and escaping with visitors’ goods.
Keepers at Knowsley Safari Park have been forced to issue warnings after the opportunistic primates developed a taste for human possessions.The cheeky monkeys – who are known for tearing off the odd wiper or wing mirror – have been targeting cars carrying the roof boxes before pouncing on the unsuspecting visitors, who are forced to watch helplessly as their things disappear.
Now bosses at the Merseyside park have slapped the artful animals with what they call ‘Anti Social Baboon Orders’ and have warned visitors not to travel through the infamous monkey jungle with luggage on their roof.
Pictures of the cross-species dressing terrorists at the link. We here at Blue Crab Boulevard find this development disturbing. Obviously, the baboons are in league with the snakes and are stealing shoes to sell to the reptiles.
What a great idea!
Instead of free market capitalism with stores and malls, we lower middle income folks can just go hang outside the Democrats offices.
“Look, here comes Barbara Boxer!”
“Oooohhh, Jay Rockefeller, grab him!”
It is clear that those clothes will be used to assist infiltration. In fact, it already may have happened. I used to have this girlfriend. . . .