…Why David Letterman is a waste of oxygen!
Reporting from New York – A chagrined David Letterman apologized to his staff Monday and noted that his wife has been “horribly hurt” by the news that he slept with women who worked for him on CBS’ “Late Show” in the years leading up to their marriage.
“If you hurt a person and it’s your responsibility, you try to fix it,” he said on the program. “Let me tell you, folks, I got my work cut out for me.”
Letterman struck a notably more contrite tone than on Thursday, when he revealed that a man had allegedly sought to extort $2 million from him to keep quiet about the comic’s affairs. “I get in the car this morning and the navigation lady wasn’t speaking to me,” he said in his monologue.
Har-dee-har, Davey. I’ve been less than complimentary of Letterman and his antics in the past, as longtime readers are well aware. I’ve never found him particularly funny or even particularly entertaining. The latest revelations about his personal conduct do not raise my opinion of him as an entertainer, comic or even as a human being.
You’re going to need ‘way bigger pants, Davey to hold all that ass that is you.
Go away, Davey. You’re past your sell-by date. Seriously, just go away.