Comments on: All 57 States

By: Gaius

Gaius — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:58:22 +0000

Yup.

By: Mwalimu Daudi

Mwalimu Daudi — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:53:14 +0000

Anyone care for a Senator Palpatine? BTW: There is actually a John Carter in Congress. But, like many others, I am holding out for Dejah Thoris.

By: Bleepless

Bleepless — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:29:58 +0000

Gaius: You mean I would have to get another one?

By: Mockingbird

Mockingbird — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:59:40 +0000

Hey, we need some stimulus money for the 6969th district (FL)!It is the eastern area of Bo Diddly County, and the western parts of James Brown, Marvin Gay, and Sam Cook Counties. And it better be green, too. Not like that silver crap Obama sent last time.

By: Maggie

Maggie — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:52:54 +0000

Why are we surprised?

Imaginary Americans have been voting democrat for years.

By: alanstorm

alanstorm — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:12:41 +0000

I support the allocation of stimulus funds to Imaginary-Americans! It’s just WRONG to suggest that one needs to exist in order to benefit from gov’t handouts.

By: martian

martian — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:24:59 +0000

I gotta go with Dejah – legs like that deserve a vote.

By: Sam L.

Sam L. — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:32:49 +0000

So…are you saying you will, or will not, vote for John Carter again? Or will you vote for Dejah Thoris instead?

By: Boy Named Sous

Boy Named Sous — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 07:05:15 +0000

Can we get some of that stimulus money here in West Dakota? we could really use it. Things are almost as bad here as in New New Jersey.

By: John in Dublin CA

John in Dublin CA — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:29:19 +0000

440 districts that don’t exist? only 440? damn, these guys are slackers, even by chicago standards.

By: Gaius

Gaius — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:18:56 +0000

I dunno, you sure you want the lobotomy?

By: Bleepless

Bleepless — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:46:41 +0000

Can I be the Senator from Trantor? Can I? Huh? Can I? Can I?