Check, check, check, check. Everything’s ready for the big shindig in Copenhagen. Or Gropenhagen. Or Copenhooker. Whatever:
Ms Jorgensen reckons that between her and her rivals the total number of limos in Copenhagen next week has already broken the 1,200 barrier. The French alone rang up on Thursday and ordered another 42. “We haven’t got enough limos in the country to fulfil the demand,” she says. “We’re having to drive them in hundreds of miles from Germany and Sweden.”
And the total number of electric cars or hybrids among that number? “Five,” says Ms Jorgensen. “The government has some alternative fuel cars but the rest will be petrol or diesel. We don’t have any hybrids in Denmark, unfortunately, due to the extreme taxes on those cars. It makes no sense at all, but it’s very Danish.” …
…And this being Scandinavia, even the prostitutes are doing their bit for the planet. Outraged by a council postcard urging delegates to “be sustainable, don’t buy sex,” the local sex workers’ union – they have unions here – has announced that all its 1,400 members will give free intercourse to anyone with a climate conference delegate’s pass. The term “carbon dating” just took on an entirely new meaning.
But the delegates are taking screwing to a whole new level. After all, they’re aiming to do it to the entire globe. The prostitutes are just jumping to the head of the line.
The Telegraph hints that some special deal with the Chinese may be in the works – hence the sudden switch in attendance dates for Obama. If so, the American public needs to know what, exactly, Obama promised the Chinese. Then again, the Chinese may have head faked Obama and his crew, figuring that they can even further diminish the man by playing on his ego. It would be easy for the Chinese to do so. And fun for them, as well.
But if you do go to wonderful, wonderful Cop-a-hooker be sure to buy a program. That way you can tell the pros apart.
Incidentally, it is going to be a bit raw, weather-wise (as well) for the next two weeks. Hence the comment from the limo operator about the forecast.
UPDATE: Others, via Memeorandum: Pajamas Media, The Other McCain, American Power, Gateway Pundit, Andrew Bolt
I can hear Carol Browner in Copenhagen now:”To the rickshaws! And people, no farting!”.
The hypocrisy in the UN and in Copenhagen is sufficiently wide and deep enough to make Baghdad Bob weep with envy and admiration.
Pol Pot could not have conceived of a more deadly and pernicious method of reducing a complex modern civilization to the level of subsistence societies typical of prehistoric Homo erectus.
I understand the motivation of Third World countries who see Global Whoring not only for the monstrous fraud it so obviously is, but also as a golden opportunity to extract billions from the somnambulant taxpayers of the US and Europe. Crooks I fully understand, traitors are the subject here.
Why our so-called “leaders” would participate in this civilizational genocide is the question. They not only go along with the great con, they invented it. Cooked up bogus “science” to justify it, and are now, as they have all along, ignoring opposition, silencing skeptics, suppressing dissent, and rushing ahead pell-mell into the abyss. All of it against the will of the people, against their interests, and in opposition to our Constitution.
This abomination is entirely bogus, it’s made of whole cloth, based on fairy tales and fraudulent “climate science” which has been recently proved by none other than the high priests of Global Whoring themselves to be as phony as a 3 dollar bill. It was cooked up by so-called “eminent scientists” and opportunistic politicians who together conspired to cheat taxpayers out of billions and billions of dollars and keep themselves in office with dire predictions of immanent doom, first of “Cooling” and then later of “Warming.” One hallucination after another, nothing but childish scare tactics of “the sky is falling” variety.
But, it’s no joke, it’s deadly serious, these fools and Philistines are attempting to reduce us to poverty and condemn us to a Stalinist style state run economy. This is criminal, and anti-American, and undemocratic, and unacceptable, and intolerable.
Any US official who signs on to this abomination is an enemy of the people and should be identified as such and punished to the full extent of the law (or tarred and feathered and run out on a rail).
They’ll no doubt use the limos to go shopping….
“No, that’s not industrial pollution! It’s organic fumes!”
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