Don’t Forget To Use Protection

I don’t think this is exactly what they meant:

Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife In Germany

A Turkish man living in Germany with his wife of 18 years went to police for protection from her insatiable appetite for sex, Bild newspaper reported Wednesday.

The man went to police in the southwestern German city of Waiblingen on Tuesday.

He told police he slept on a sofa for the past four years in a futile attempt to escape the voracious embraces of his wife.

Don’t quite know what to say here. Maybe it’s manopause.

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One Response to Don’t Forget To Use Protection

  1. Sam L. says:

    Clearly this is not a Muslim who would want multiple wives.

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