Fishing for frogmen in Minnesota:
Jason Mechtel and Jeff Klein went out on Lake Waconia in Minnesota to try and lure a monster muskie, but they quickly got a shock, MyFoxTwinCities reported.
“I mean, it didn’t take two seconds and this rattle reel went off,” said Klein.
Soon, every line was going crazy. The pair thought they had a monster fish pulling their lines out until they looked down.
“I literally almost had a heart attack,” said Klein.
A hand broke the surface of the water.
“I didn’t know what to do — if I should shake it, or what,” said Mechtel.
Uncle Guido’s Guide To Proper Etiquette says that when a hand comes back up out of the water, you didn’t use enough cement. (Obviously, that guidance is meant for another situation entirely.)
Personally, I’m glad the fishermen threw this one back.
Frogman season doesn’t start until May.
Now, if it had been a frogwoman with a sword in her hand, somebody could now be King Of England.
Or the fishermen would collectively be known as “chum”.