The “major media” appears to be completely ignoring what is happening in the Midwest right now. After all, the crest is passed in Vicksburg and the reporters are hot on the trail of a young boy who may have been fathered by a former governor of California. Or whatever mediatrivia they are insisting is really, really important now.
Great. Except that this is where the food comes from, folks.
It will be very bad.