For once it’s not another item in Obama’s campaign strategy. It’s real squirrels. Real squirrels trying to kill Olympic beach volleyball competitors.
The rodents have been burying beechnuts and acorns on six sandy practice courts at London’s St James’s Park.
And bikini-clad players have been left grimacing as they land barefoot on the squirrel snacks.
It’s all part of an evil plan to disrupt the games, of course.
UPDATE: Thanks, Phineas. Visitors should be aware that there is a photo at the link which has nothing whatsoever to do with a squirrel.