Why isn’t there a band named the Rabid Beavers? For Heaven’s sake, there should be.
One thing in the story is demonstrably false:
A doctor confirmed the beaver had rabies a day after the attack.
Dutchess County health officials say a rabid beaver attack is unusual.
The link on the old post is gone – either bad or I goofed somehow. But that post was to a story about a rabid beaver attack. So it does happen. Oh, sure, not every day. But maybe that’s a rabid beaver shortage, rather than a lack of will on the rodent’s part.