I Feel the Earth Move Under My Feet

Los Angeles rocked by a magnitude 3.3 earthquake centered in Beverly Hills:

Beverly Hills police watch commander Sgt. Michael Publicker said his station has been getting numerous calls from anxious citizens. He said, “Every alarm in the city is going off.” But he added that his patrol officers had seen no signs of structural damage.

We are trying to confirm that the quake was caused by a critical mass of Beverly Hills residents suddenly realizing, “Clint WAS RIGHT!”

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One Response to I Feel the Earth Move Under My Feet

  1. Phineas says:

    Heh. This one did wake me up, though 3.3 is fairly mild. It was a very shallow quake, though, so the shaking was more sharply felt.

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