Category Archives: Advice

I’m Not Dead Yet

Boy, has it been a long time. It’s been four months since I last logged on here. No, it wasn’t any large event that kept me away, I was just terribly busy at work and did not have the energy … Continue reading

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And The Number One Reason….

…Why David Letterman is a waste of oxygen! Because he is still trying to make jokes off the pain and suffering of his wife. Reporting from New York – A chagrined David Letterman apologized to his staff Monday and noted … Continue reading

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No Victory

To my fellow bloggers on the right, This is NOT a victory. After the toughest week yet for health reform, leading Democrats are warning that the party likely will have to accept major compromises to get a bill passed this … Continue reading

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Sold Cheap

Not so very long ago, the left was screeching about “Big Pharma”, one of their favorite bogyman. Notice how utterly silent they are about trotting that one out right now? Maybe because they have been told to shut up about … Continue reading

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Letters Written

Unlike a lot of people interested in politics, I have never been an avid writer to my representatives. In my mind I always have a vision of the old guy who writes every public official he can think of so … Continue reading

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Irony

That bastion of left-wing causes, The New York Times, is threatening unions at the Time’s Boston Globe paper. Unless the unions make major concessions, the Globe will be shut down in 30 days. The New York Times Co. has threatened … Continue reading

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An Observation

A word of advice. Don't schedule a physical examination on your birthday. The doctor may decide to give you the gift of "the works" at the exam. And the nurse may give you another one by looking at your EKG … Continue reading

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Pay Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain

It really should not come as a surprise that a lot of "spontaneous" events recently have really be very well-funded and highly choreographed political theater. For people who have been paying attention, it should also not be surprising who the man … Continue reading

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Sticks And Stones

I never particularly cared for Jerry Lewis the comedian. I admit he sometimes made me laugh, but mostly, I really didn't enjoy most of his material. But for 42 years now, the now 81-year old Lewis has held his Labor … Continue reading

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A Plague Of Squirrels

Actually, it's worse than that. It is actually squirrels with plague. A dead squirrel found in downtown Denver, Colorado died from bubonic plague. DENVER — A dead tree squirrel found near City Park east of downtown Denver tested positive for … Continue reading

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Greetings From The Easter Batty

Authorities in Memphis, Tennessee would very much like to talk to anyone who attended an Easter egg hunt at the Mount Pleasant Missionary Baptist Church. It seems one of the Easter eggs some children found had wings. And fur. And … Continue reading

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Klepto-Rodent

A Maine man is engaged in a battle of wits with a mouse. So far, the mouse is well ahead on points. After the man captured the mouse – on three separate occasions, mind you – the mouse was able … Continue reading

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Poisoning Pets On The Patio

Look, we here at Blue Crab Boulevard have labored long and hard to warn people about the Animal Uprising™. That does not, however, mean that we are in favor of poisoning the family pet, most of whom have not joined … Continue reading

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Microsoft Vista May Kill Your iPod

Apple is warning that the new Vista operating system Microsoft just released appears to cause some real problems with iPods. Some legally purchased songs won't play and some users have had their iPods corrupted when trying to eject the device … Continue reading

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Another Must Have Product

Close on the heels of the exciting exploding laptop computer and the must have geek-cessory, the flaming zip drive, comes a new technological wonder! A real consumer must-have: the combustible massage chair! TOKYO, Jan 31 (Reuters Life!) – Japan's Matsushita … Continue reading

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