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	<title>Blue Crab Boulevard &#187; Animals</title>
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		<title>Criminal Shovels</title>
		<link>http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2011/06/04/criminal-shovels/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jun 2011 14:20:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gaius</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Appalling]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Good Lord. Canada, what the heck are you doing? TweetTweet]]></description>
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		<title>Rabid Rodent Rampage</title>
		<link>http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2011/06/04/rabid-rodent-rampage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jun 2011 13:58:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gaius</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The attack of the rabid beavers. In Philadelphia, for heaven&#8217;s sake. Obviously, I&#8217;ve been failing to keep up with the Animal Uprising™. (Side question: Why is there not a band called the Rabid Beavers? There ought to be.) TweetTweet]]></description>
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		<title>Boom, Boom, Black Sheep</title>
		<link>http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2011/02/12/boom-boom-black-sheep/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Feb 2011 19:59:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gaius</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Who&#8217;s bright idea was it to feed TNT to sheep? In 2004, Craig discovered that the bacteria in a sheep&#8217;s stomach that help digest cellulose can also rapidly convert TNT into a harmless compound. In recent experiments, he and researchers &#8230; <a href="http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2011/02/12/boom-boom-black-sheep/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Up Periscopes</title>
		<link>http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2011/02/10/up-periscopes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Feb 2011 01:27:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gaius</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The picture says it all. The Animal Uprising™ has U-Boats. TweetTweet]]></description>
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		<title>What Mystery?</title>
		<link>http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2011/01/06/what-mystery/</link>
		<comments>http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2011/01/06/what-mystery/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Jan 2011 22:41:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gaius</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Thousands of dead birds in Arkansas. Yet another sinister development in the Animal Uprising™? No, not this time. Having spent a month in Arkansas one weekend, I can report with certainty the cause of death: They suddenly realized where they &#8230; <a href="http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2011/01/06/what-mystery/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Bear Left</title>
		<link>http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2010/07/23/bear-left-2/</link>
		<comments>http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2010/07/23/bear-left-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 23:06:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gaius</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[With the car: Ralph and Ben Story of Larkspur, Colo., have the story of the day. It involves an unlocked car, a peanut butter sandwich, a hungry black bear and a middle-of-the-night joy ride at 6,669 feet above sea level &#8230; <a href="http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2010/07/23/bear-left-2/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Bear Market</title>
		<link>http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2010/06/12/bear-market/</link>
		<comments>http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2010/06/12/bear-market/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2010 00:18:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gaius</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A 400 pound black bear has been removed from the roof of a mall in Pennsylvania: A 400-pound male bear, interrupted as it apparently scrounged for food at a Dumpster, clambered onto the roof of the Viewmont Mall early Friday, &#8230; <a href="http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2010/06/12/bear-market/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Moo-in&#8217; Shot</title>
		<link>http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2010/06/08/moo-in-shot/</link>
		<comments>http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2010/06/08/moo-in-shot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 01:42:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gaius</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The first cow in space has successfully splashed down into a swimming pool in Dorset, England: A dozy cow sparked a huge rescue operation today when she strayed into a swimming pool and had to be hoisted out by a &#8230; <a href="http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2010/06/08/moo-in-shot/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Uneasy Rider</title>
		<link>http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2010/02/14/uneasy-rider/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 19:50:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gaius</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We here at Blue Crab Boulevard have done yeoman&#8217;s work keeping the world informed of the behavior of alligators. The sneeky reptiles have been known to disguise themselves in order to trap unsuspecting humans. They have pretended to be doormats, &#8230; <a href="http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2010/02/14/uneasy-rider/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Pheasant Uprising</title>
		<link>http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2010/02/04/pheasant-uprising/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 01:45:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gaius</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The pheasants are restless, sire: As a tale of avian savagery it&#8217;s starting to have echoes of Alfred Hitchcock&#8217;s The Birds. For months, the rural North Yorkshire village of Newsham has been terrorised by a very unpleasant pheasant &#8211; and &#8230; <a href="http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2010/02/04/pheasant-uprising/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Hot, Hot, Hot</title>
		<link>http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2010/01/30/hot-hot-hot/</link>
		<comments>http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2010/01/30/hot-hot-hot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 20:09:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gaius</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A German man decided he needed to bring out the heavy artillery to thaw his frozen car. So he tucked a heater under the hood and went back inside the house to stay warm. The resulting explosion and fire totaled &#8230; <a href="http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2010/01/30/hot-hot-hot/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Another Boaring Story</title>
		<link>http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2010/01/17/another-boaring-story/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 20:12:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gaius</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[More bad British bacon in the news: Some of the first wild boar to roam free in England for 300 years have been raiding rubbish bins, attacking dogs and digging up green spaces in villages scattered around England&#8217;s first national &#8230; <a href="http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2010/01/17/another-boaring-story/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Practice Makes Perfect</title>
		<link>http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2010/01/07/practice-makes-perfect/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 02:02:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gaius</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The GOP Mascot Precision Drill Team practices their 2010 election signature routine, the Donkey Stomp. TweetTweet]]></description>
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		<title>Kamikaze Iguanas!</title>
		<link>http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2010/01/07/kamikaze-iguanas/</link>
		<comments>http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2010/01/07/kamikaze-iguanas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 23:39:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gaius</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[They&#8217;re dropping like &#8211; well &#8211; iguanas in South Florida! Scientists said these seemingly suicidal lizards are a result of South Florida&#8217;s record cold weather. Iguanas prefer temperatures in the 80s and 90s. With Wednesday morning&#8217;s temperatures at around 35 &#8230; <a href="http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2010/01/07/kamikaze-iguanas/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Those Dam Kangaroos</title>
		<link>http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2009/11/23/those-dam-kangaroos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 01:36:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gaius</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Man&#8217;s best friend &#8211; and man &#8211; assaulted by dam kangaroo: A ROGUE kangaroo put a Victoria man in hospital after he tried to stop it from drowning his dog in a farm dam. Chris Rickard, 49, of Arthurs Creek, &#8230; <a href="http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2009/11/23/those-dam-kangaroos/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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