Category Archives: Animals

Bear Market

A 400 pound black bear has been removed from the roof of a mall in Pennsylvania: A 400-pound male bear, interrupted as it apparently scrounged for food at a Dumpster, clambered onto the roof of the Viewmont Mall early Friday, … Continue reading

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Moo-in’ Shot

The first cow in space has successfully splashed down into a swimming pool in Dorset, England: A dozy cow sparked a huge rescue operation today when she strayed into a swimming pool and had to be hoisted out by a … Continue reading

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Uneasy Rider

We here at Blue Crab Boulevard have done yeoman’s work keeping the world informed of the behavior of alligators. The sneeky reptiles have been known to disguise themselves in order to trap unsuspecting humans. They have pretended to be doormats, … Continue reading

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Pheasant Uprising

The pheasants are restless, sire: As a tale of avian savagery it’s starting to have echoes of Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds. For months, the rural North Yorkshire village of Newsham has been terrorised by a very unpleasant pheasant – and … Continue reading

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Hot, Hot, Hot

A German man decided he needed to bring out the heavy artillery to thaw his frozen car. So he tucked a heater under the hood and went back inside the house to stay warm. The resulting explosion and fire totaled … Continue reading

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Another Boaring Story

More bad British bacon in the news: Some of the first wild boar to roam free in England for 300 years have been raiding rubbish bins, attacking dogs and digging up green spaces in villages scattered around England’s first national … Continue reading

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Practice Makes Perfect

The GOP Mascot Precision Drill Team practices their 2010 election signature routine, the Donkey Stomp. Tweet

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Kamikaze Iguanas!

They’re dropping like – well – iguanas in South Florida! Scientists said these seemingly suicidal lizards are a result of South Florida’s record cold weather. Iguanas prefer temperatures in the 80s and 90s. With Wednesday morning’s temperatures at around 35 … Continue reading

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Those Dam Kangaroos

Man’s best friend – and man – assaulted by dam kangaroo: A ROGUE kangaroo put a Victoria man in hospital after he tried to stop it from drowning his dog in a farm dam. Chris Rickard, 49, of Arthurs Creek, … Continue reading

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It’s What’s For Dinner

Australia inaugurates a new crocodile feeding program: A pair of bikini-clad women have been pictured risking life and limb dancing on top of a trap in a crocodile infested river. Clutching champagne bottles, the girls were snapped singing and cavorting … Continue reading

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A View From A Webcam

Smart politicians are right now looking at the images from the huge protest rally in Washington, DC today and calculating their odds of voting for ObamaCare and surviving the next election. The odds are not really good. In fact, the view … Continue reading

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The Giant Rat Of Sumatra Papua New Guinea

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle never did write The Tale of the Giant Rat of Sumatra. He did mention it in one of his Sherlock Holmes stories, but there was never an explanation as to why the tale had never been … Continue reading

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Going Green

Pepsi Green is out. But you might not want a can. The “disgusting” blob in Fred DeNegri’s Diet Pepsi can was probably a frog or toad, the Food and Drug Administration said. DeNegri was grilling in his backyard tiki bar … Continue reading

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All Your Luggage Are Belong Us

The Animal Uprising™ takes a new turn – and that lovely summer dress your wife just bought. A group of tearaway baboons are wreaking havoc on a safari park after learning to crack open rooftop luggage boxes and escaping with … Continue reading

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It’s A Mad, Mad, Mad House

Mark Steyn: …On Friday, the House passed the Restore Our American Mustangs Act – or ROAM. Like all acronymically cute legislation, its name bears little relation to what it actually does: It’s not about “restoring” mustangs. The federal Bureau of … Continue reading

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