Category Archives: Bobby’s Corner

Bobby’s Corner: A New Milestone!

Posted on January 20, 2008 by Gaius

Hey fellow socialists! It's me, your adored hero, Bobby Mugabe again. Yeah, I know it's been a while. But things get so busy sometimes running an anti-imperialist, new world order worker's paradise, its hard to take the time to send … Continue reading →

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Bobby’s Corner: Diamonds Are Forever – Or Until I Take Them

Posted on November 20, 2007 by Gaius

Hey there, western admirers! It's me, Bobby Mugabe, your favorite socialist icon! Just writing to tell you all about another great scam progressive program I've pulled off. You'll love this one. I managed to get my lapdogs loyal supporters in … Continue reading →

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Bobby’s Corner: To Heck With That $25,000 Dessert!

Posted on November 16, 2007 by Gaius

Hey everyone, Bobby Mugabe here. I know it has been a while since I sent a letter, but it is hard work making a socialist worker's paradise, you know. The details are endless: what color interior matches the carbon flash … Continue reading →

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Bobby’s Corner: Clearing The Air

Posted on November 4, 2007 by Gaius

Hey everyone! It's me again, your favorite socialist icon and all-around great guy, Bobby Mugabe. Yeah, I know it's been a while, but engineering a socialist revolution is time consuming work. I just thought I'd write another of my little … Continue reading →

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Bobby’s Corner: Land At Last!

Posted on September 30, 2007 by Gaius

Hey, everyone! Bobby Mugabe here again. I keep on fightin' the good fight against imperialism by bringing enlightened socialism to the grateful people of Zimbabwe. And I have even more good news to report! The last of those imperialist scum who … Continue reading →

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Bobby’s Corner: Great Economic News

Posted on September 27, 2007 by Gaius

Hey guys! It's me, socialist icon, tireless campaigner for humanity and all-around nice guy, Bobby Mugabe. I have more great news after my speech to the UN where I got to accuse BushCo of all kinds of things, just like … Continue reading →

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Bobby’s Corner: Luau!

Posted on September 22, 2007 by Gaius

Hey guys! It's me again, Bobby Mugabe, socialist icon and all-around great guy. Greetings to all my internet buddies who have been following my series of letters that tell the real truth about life in Zimbabwe, millionaire capitol of the … Continue reading →

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Bobby’s Corner: More Great News

Posted on September 20, 2007 by Gaius

Hey, everyone! It's me, your favorite socialist icon, Robert Mugabe again. Once again, I'm sending in another letter to counter the Western imperialist media's misinterpretation of events in my little slice of heaven on earth. And the host of my … Continue reading →

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Bobby’s Corner

Posted on September 17, 2007 by Gaius

Gee, it sure is swell getting a chance to write all these letters to folks out there on the interwebby that tell the truth about what's really going on in my little worker's paradise, Zimbabwe. I've had a chance to … Continue reading →

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Yet Another Letter From Robert Mugabe

Posted on September 16, 2007 by Gaius

Hi again, loyal readers! I've been telling all my good fiends about what a blast I've been having getting the real word out to the world about Zimbabwe. (I suspect Kim and Hugo envy my mastery of the English language.) … Continue reading →

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Another Open Letter From Robert Mugabe

Posted on September 14, 2007 by Gaius

Hey, getting the real truth out from Zimbabwe is kind of fun! I've gotten many fan letters on my skills at communication from fellow leftists, so I thought I'd follow up on yesterday's letter. I reported then about some of … Continue reading →

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An Open Letter From Robert Mugabe

Posted on September 13, 2007 by Gaius

You know, it's really hard being a ruthless dictator these days. The world press can be so hard on a guy. But I'm writing this letter to the world just to dispel some of the false reports circulating. The media … Continue reading →

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