Category Archives: Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys

Leading The Peacekeepers

Untitled document France is dripping all over the news today, sort of like an overripe, runny Brie left in the sun. With the same aroma. Now the Times of London reports that Jacques Chirac is applying heavy pressure on the UN to … Continue reading

Posted in Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys, War | 1 Comment

All French Treachery, All The Time

Untitled document Wow, the French are simply outdoing themselves today. I think this may be a world's record for pulling about-faces in a single day. One wonders if it makes them dizzy. Now they are backing away from the "firm" stance they … Continue reading

Posted in Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys, Iran | 2 Comments

The Incapable French

Untitled document French President Jacques Chirac today proved, yet again, that the French are completely incapable of actually honoring a deal, even when they helped write it. Now Chirac is calling the mandate for 15,000 peacekeepers "excessive". European and other … Continue reading

Posted in Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys, War | Comments Off on The Incapable French

Italy Steps Up

Untitled document Italy is willing to both commit 2,000 troops to the UNIFIL peacekeeping contingent in Lebanon and lead that force. The Italian Prime Minister,Romano Prodi, made the offer to Kofi Annan. It is still up to the UN to decide, … Continue reading

Posted in Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys, War, World news | Comments Off on Italy Steps Up

French Forces Farce

Untitled document The French are almost beyond parody at this point. Yesterday, French media leaked the fact that Jacques Chirac would only send 200 engineering troops to the UN peacekeeping force. Apparently, Kofi Annan shamed him into increasing that commitment. … Continue reading

Posted in Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys, War, World news | 3 Comments

France Chickens Out

Untitled document France will not supply any meaningful amount of troops, in fact no fighting troops whatsoever, to a UN peacekeeping force for Lebanon. Jacques Chirac will only commit a token force of 200 engineering troops. Raise your hand if … Continue reading

Posted in Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys, War | 4 Comments

French Lose Grip On Reality

Untitled document In a sign of either senility or insanity, or both, the French Foreign Minister Philippe Douste-Blazy has announced that Iran is a "respected, stabilizing influence" in the Middle East. Iran is a significant, respected player in the Middle … Continue reading

Posted in Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys, War, World news | 11 Comments

Travel Advisory!

Untitled document This is extremely important! The government has issued a travel advisory warning citizens to either postpone or cancel trips to the dangerous, lawless, wild and woolly city where crime runs rampant in the streets! Which government you ask? … Continue reading

Posted in Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys, World news | Comments Off on Travel Advisory!

Expect More False Accusations!

Untitled document In news sure to cause Frenchmen to hurl their Roquefort in dismay, an American has won the Tour de France. PARIS – Floyd Landis won the Tour de France on Sunday, keeping cycling's most prestigious title in American … Continue reading

Posted in Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys, World news | 3 Comments

En Garde!

Untitled document Ah, the French, always amusing. A French magistrate has been placed in a psychiatric hospital after going on a drunken rampage with a great big sword. One police officer was injured in the mêlée. Police were called to … Continue reading

Posted in Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys, Weird Stuff, World news | 1 Comment

Foul French?

Untitled document Normally, I would be as likely to post something about soccer (or football as the less enlightened who don't understand real football call it) as I would be to post about watching paint dry. Since soccer is roughly … Continue reading

Posted in Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys, World news | 2 Comments

The French Are So Amusing

Untitled document The French have come out firmly and strongly against the arrest of Hamas members. What a great bunch of folks. French Foreign Minister Philippe Douste-Blazy condemned the arrest of the Hamas officials, saying that diplomacy was the only … Continue reading

Posted in Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys, War | 2 Comments

I Flunk, Therefore I Sue

Untitled document Leave it to the French to raise entitlements to an unheard of level. Now, students who fail exams can sue for damages.  PARIS (Reuters) – The nephew of a former Socialist minister has successfully sued the French state … Continue reading

Posted in Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys, Weird Stuff, World news | Comments Off on I Flunk, Therefore I Sue

Another How-To Guide

Untitled document Anyone who visits here more than once knows I am fairly tough on a lot of the news media. I have a low opinion of many so-called professionals in the field of journalism. Of course, they have a … Continue reading

Posted in Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys, Media | 3 Comments

The Panda’s Flea

Untitled document We here at Blue Crab Boulevard sometimes indulge certain comic stylings. We take liberties with already humorous stories and exaggerate to make them even funnier. OK, we make stuff up. But sometimes we simply can't make it up. … Continue reading

Posted in Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys, Weird Stuff | Comments Off on The Panda’s Flea