Category Archives: Criminal Masterminds

When Bananas Are Outlawed…..

Posted on May 16, 2009 by Gaius

…Only outlaws will have bananas. A 17-year old North Carolina resident is currently sitting behind bars for attempting to hold up an internet café with a banana. No, really. If he had thought about it, Bobby Ray Mabe probably wouldn’t … Continue reading →

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Hurry! Low, Low Reserve!

Posted on December 10, 2008 by Rich Horton

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Merry Fitzmas

Posted on December 9, 2008 by Gaius

(I see my esteemed Adjunct Blogger, Rich, has already jumped on this story. So has pretty much all of the blogosphere at this point. I’ll just add my thoughts here. First off, I busted out laughing when I first read … Continue reading →

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Shocking!? Uh…Not Really

Posted on December 9, 2008 by Rich Horton

News flash! Corrupt Illinois machine politician corrupt. Blagojevich, chief of staff arrested and taken into custody Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich [ed. a Democrat. Funny how the MSM never adds that bit of information.] was arrested Tuesday on charges of conspiring … Continue reading →

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The Dimwitting Of America

Posted on November 4, 2008 by Rich Horton

The real trouble with excluding conservative voices from college campuses is that it helps turn liberals into blithering idiots. Take the case of Phil Busse, the moron college prof. who spent his free time destroying McCain/Palin yard signs, wrote an … Continue reading →

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Do I Smell A Title Defense?

Posted on October 23, 2008 by Rich Horton

Probably not. Police officer of the year arrested in Iowa COUNCIL BLUFFS, Iowa – The police officer of the year in Council Bluffs, Iowa has been charged with drunken driving. Officer Terry Cozad has been on paid administrative leave since … Continue reading →

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More Vital Governmental Interests

Posted on June 28, 2008 by Rich Horton

Hot on the heels of the "Great Salt Debate" and the "Kiwi Conundrum" comes the "Swedish Snub"! An eight-year-old boy has sparked an unlikely outcry in Sweden after failing to invite two of his classmates to his birthday party. The … Continue reading →

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Head ‘Em Off At The Pass……

Posted on June 2, 2008 by Gaius

….In your wheelchair. A 71-year old man and his wheelchair riding friend chased down a would-be robber, wrestled her to the ground and held her for police. Harry Kopenis, said he went to an ATM at a bank near his … Continue reading →

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All Units Respond!

Posted on March 22, 2008 by Gaius

If you want to see the police make an all-out effort to catch someone, just have that person steal a doughnut truck. Trust me, the police will pull out all the stops. The van, owned by Donut Delite of Moline, … Continue reading →

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“I won’t Be In Today….

Posted on March 1, 2008 by Gaius

…I had a friend shoot me." A Washington man had a friend shoot him in the shoulder so he could take some time off from work. Sheriff's detectives in Franklin County, Wash., say a man had his friend shoot him … Continue reading →

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Fights Crime – And Leaves A Clean, Fresh Scent!

Posted on February 28, 2008 by Gaius

Want to freshen up the air and drive away unpleasant people at the same time? Use a can of Oust on the criminal elements! That's precisely what Margaret Taylor, a British postmistress did. Air freshener is good at getting rid … Continue reading →

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Grand Theft Taco?

Posted on February 18, 2008 by Gaius

This is a first, I think. A man was robbed of his bag of tacos – at gunpoint. FONTANA, Calif. – A hunger for carnitas nearly led to some carnage after a Fontana man was robbed of a bag of … Continue reading →

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Blind Drive

Posted on February 14, 2008 by Gaius

You've all seen the road signs that read"Blind Drive." Now, I've often thought that those signs were particularly true in some areas where I have lived, because it sure seems that way when you see some of the antics pulled … Continue reading →

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Back Off Or I’ll Change Your Channel

Posted on February 7, 2008 by Gaius

An Australian man has been sentenced to a year's probation for threatening to blow up Brisbane. With a television remote control. CANBERRA (Reuters) – A drunken man's threat to blow up half a city with his television remote control forced … Continue reading →

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When Snow Shovels Are Outlawed

Posted on February 2, 2008 by Gaius

Only outlaws will have snow shovels. Two women in a grocery store parking lot foiled a double purse snatching by grabbing a snow shovel from the would-be robbers own truck and beating the heck out of the criminal masterminds. MARYLAND … Continue reading →

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