Category Archives: Humor

Flexibility

Barry got caught promising more flexibility to Vladimir Putin after his ‘last election’. One wonders if he was promising to be as flexible as this Russian. He has been with his truth… Tweet

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Speaking Truth to … the Court Jester?

Oh dear. An unidentified Ohio man wished Joe Biden well in his last couple of months in office today: One voter — who called Biden “a good guy” — confessed to reporters that he still wasn’t a fan of the … Continue reading

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Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of…

…Flaming sun worshipers. Sun screen that can ignite! Energizer believes that this issue is associated with the product delivery system, specifically the size of the spray valve opening on the affected products. The spray valve opening on the affected products … Continue reading

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Past Tense

Hah. Sure, it’s a slip. Could it be Freudian? Tweet

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The Buck Stops Anywhere But Here

Doug Ross with the new sign on Obama’s desk. Tweet

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Cheat Sheet

The secret Romney debate cheat sheet revealed by Moe Lane. I think he used step 3 a couple of extra times. Tweet

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Teddy Wins

It’s an omen. After Jonathan Karl profiled the prolific presidential loser on “World News” Tuesday night, Teddy Roosevelt, the bobbleheaded Washington Nationals’ mascot, managed a historical victory in today’s President’s Race — breaking away from the field to capture his … Continue reading

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I Feel the Earth Move Under My Feet

Los Angeles rocked by a magnitude 3.3 earthquake centered in Beverly Hills: Beverly Hills police watch commander Sgt. Michael Publicker said his station has been getting numerous calls from anxious citizens. He said, “Every alarm in the city is going … Continue reading

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We’ll Fill That Stadium!

No matter what it takes. Tweet

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Panic in Overdrive

Clint Eastwood got inside 0bama’s head last night. The media has, and will continue to tell you that Eastwood was a flop, a mistake of epic proportions. Democrats will say how horrible it was. But they both know this country … Continue reading

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NBC Finally Apologizes

For their gaffe reporting on the death of Neil Armstrong, in which they reported that Neil Young had died. About damn time. Tweet

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Dead Letter 2

Well, they opened the 100 year old package over in Norway today! The package contained a package: Inside the package? Surprise! Another package! Inside that, much to my dismay, was not an increasingly small series of packages leading to a … Continue reading

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Dead Letter

A town in Norway is itching to open a package. It’s a sealed package left 100 years ago by a long-dead mayor with instructions to open it in 2012. The nearly seven-pound package was left behind by Sel’s former mayor … Continue reading

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A Little Help For Joe in Tampa

Just so he knows where he is. It’s nice to be kind to the court jester. Tweet

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New Pics From Mars!

The welcome wagon! Tweet

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