Category Archives: Humor

Flexibility

Posted on October 25, 2012 by Gaius

Barry got caught promising more flexibility to Vladimir Putin after his ‘last election’. One wonders if he was promising to be as flexible as this Russian. He has been with his truth… Tweet

Posted in Humor | Comments Off

Speaking Truth to … the Court Jester?

Posted on October 23, 2012 by Gaius

Oh dear. An unidentified Ohio man wished Joe Biden well in his last couple of months in office today: One voter — who called Biden “a good guy” — confessed to reporters that he still wasn’t a fan of the … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Politics | Comments Off

Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of…

Posted on October 19, 2012 by Gaius

…Flaming sun worshipers. Sun screen that can ignite! Energizer believes that this issue is associated with the product delivery system, specifically the size of the spray valve opening on the affected products. The spray valve opening on the affected products … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | 1 Comment

Past Tense

Posted on October 17, 2012 by Gaius

Hah. Sure, it’s a slip. Could it be Freudian? Tweet

Posted in Humor, Politics | Comments Off

The Buck Stops Anywhere But Here

Posted on October 16, 2012 by Gaius

Doug Ross with the new sign on Obama’s desk. Tweet

Posted in Humor, Politics | Comments Off

Cheat Sheet

Posted on October 7, 2012 by Gaius

The secret Romney debate cheat sheet revealed by Moe Lane. I think he used step 3 a couple of extra times. Tweet

Posted in Humor | Comments Off

Teddy Wins

Posted on October 3, 2012 by Gaius

It’s an omen. After Jonathan Karl profiled the prolific presidential loser on “World News” Tuesday night, Teddy Roosevelt, the bobbleheaded Washington Nationals’ mascot, managed a historical victory in today’s President’s Race — breaking away from the field to capture his … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Comments Off

I Feel the Earth Move Under My Feet

Posted on September 3, 2012 by Gaius

Los Angeles rocked by a magnitude 3.3 earthquake centered in Beverly Hills: Beverly Hills police watch commander Sgt. Michael Publicker said his station has been getting numerous calls from anxious citizens. He said, “Every alarm in the city is going … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | 1 Comment

We’ll Fill That Stadium!

Posted on September 2, 2012 by Gaius

No matter what it takes. Tweet

Posted in Blogosphere, Humor | Comments Off

Panic in Overdrive

Posted on August 31, 2012 by Gaius

Clint Eastwood got inside 0bama’s head last night. The media has, and will continue to tell you that Eastwood was a flop, a mistake of epic proportions. Democrats will say how horrible it was. But they both know this country … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Obamantics, Republicans | 2 Comments

NBC Finally Apologizes

Posted on August 27, 2012 by Gaius

For their gaffe reporting on the death of Neil Armstrong, in which they reported that Neil Young had died. About damn time. Tweet

Posted in Humor | Comments Off

Dead Letter 2

Posted on August 24, 2012 by Gaius

Well, they opened the 100 year old package over in Norway today! The package contained a package: Inside the package? Surprise! Another package! Inside that, much to my dismay, was not an increasingly small series of packages leading to a … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, World news | 2 Comments

Dead Letter

Posted on August 23, 2012 by Gaius

A town in Norway is itching to open a package. It’s a sealed package left 100 years ago by a long-dead mayor with instructions to open it in 2012. The nearly seven-pound package was left behind by Sel’s former mayor … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, World news | 2 Comments

A Little Help For Joe in Tampa

Posted on August 22, 2012 by Gaius

Just so he knows where he is. It’s nice to be kind to the court jester. Tweet

Posted in Humor, Politics | 1 Comment

New Pics From Mars!

Posted on August 7, 2012 by Gaius

The welcome wagon! Tweet

Posted in Humor, Space | Comments Off