Category Archives: Humor

Sometimes You Wonder…..

Posted on August 18, 2009 by Gaius

From Memeorandum, the funniest juxtaposition of articles I heave seen recently: We’ll leave it to the casual reader to work this one out. Tweet

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O-SPAM-a!

Posted on August 17, 2009 by Gaius

Barack Obama’s best and brightest have now decided to enter the fun and exciting world of spam! Yes, they are spamming private citizens who never signed up for any contact from the White House. When challenged, they appear to make things … Continue reading →

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Nuance, Nuance, Nuance

Posted on August 17, 2009 by Gaius

Marc Ambinder: An administration official said tonight that Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius “misspoke” when she told CNN this morning that a government run health insurance option “is not an essential part” of reform. This official asked not … Continue reading →

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Cash For Flippers

Posted on August 15, 2009 by Gaius

A town government in Israel has announced their answer to the Cash for Clunkers program. The Cash for Flippers scheme will give $1 million for a photograph of the local mermaid. No, really. An alleged mermaid, said to resemble a … Continue reading →

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Obama: Health Care Reform=Greater Inefficiencies

Posted on July 20, 2009 by Gaius

A wonderful gaffe: “The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system,” Obama said in remarks after a health care roundtable with physicians, nurses and health care providers. “And greater stability and … Continue reading →

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I Put A Spell On You….

Posted on July 12, 2009 by Gaius

Feeling magical? Have the urge to put a hex on someone? Have a notion to make a potion? Fancy making £50,000 ($80,000) a year for casting a few spells? Well, then, there’s a job opportunity that is right up your alley. It … Continue reading →

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Driving Away Your Cares

Posted on July 3, 2009 by Gaius

Cheerfully filched from The Anchoress. It would be funnier if it wasn’t so close to being true. Tweet

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Foxy Pair Of Pumps

Posted on June 24, 2009 by Gaius

Kick off your high heel sneakers, it’s party time. A German fox is reported to have a shoe fetish: A female fox has been identified as the perpetrator of a year-long shoe-stealing scheme in the idyllic town of Föhren in … Continue reading →

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Seventh Seal

Posted on June 23, 2009 by Gaius

And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour. Book of Revelation 8:1 The Animal Uprising™ returneth: Drivers on Interstate 880 started calling authorities around 5.45 am to report … Continue reading →

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The. Lowest. Requirement. Of. Respect.

Posted on June 20, 2009 by Gaius

A follow up on something I posted the other day. You may remember that a Senator from California berated a brigadier general for answering her questions with the honorific “ma’am”. Said Senator demanded that the general refer to her as … Continue reading →

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There’s Gold In Them Thar….

Posted on June 17, 2009 by Gaius

…Vending machines? A German company is planning on rolling out vending machines that dispense gold – in several different formats (flavors?) at about 500 locations in that country. TG-Gold-Super-Markt aims to introduce the machines at 500 locations including train stations … Continue reading →

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Dead Vote

Posted on June 11, 2009 by Gaius

Albania has a bunch of dead voters: Many Albanians born in the 19th century are listed as voters for the June 28 general elections because they have not been declared dead, officials said on Thursday. Citing the case of a … Continue reading →

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When Bananas Are Outlawed…..

Posted on May 16, 2009 by Gaius

…Only outlaws will have bananas. A 17-year old North Carolina resident is currently sitting behind bars for attempting to hold up an internet café with a banana. No, really. If he had thought about it, Bobby Ray Mabe probably wouldn’t … Continue reading →

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Have You No Decency, Sir?

Posted on May 8, 2009 by Gaius

Bwahahahahahaha. You simply have to follow that link. Really. Tweet

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Oh, Crap!

Posted on May 3, 2009 by Gaius

I suspect the pilot’s “last words” were less restrained than the title of this post. And yes, he survived. Although I’m also quite sure that the pilot is the butt of many jests. Tweet

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