Fleebaggers In Paradise

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Liars And Thieves

So, Wisconsin teachers lie to get out of work so they can attend their Obama-organized protest in the capitol. They fraudulently collect sick pay off the taxpayers in that state. And they get lying doctors to sign excuses for them.

I saw these people myself today. At first I thought it was some sort of comic street theater, but it was, apparently, real doctors, defending what they were doing. I’ll have my video interview up soon. I asked if it was dishonest or unethical, and the answer was that everyone has symptoms, perhaps a migraine, diarrhea, or insomnia. I suggested “activitis.”

Any teacher or other public employee who engaged in this illegal and fraudulent behavior should be terminated on ethical grounds. Any doctor who wrote notes to help facilitate the fraud should be brought before the licensing board for examination of their ethics.

Do you want people like these teaching your kids? Do you want doctors like these treating you?

Do you want cowardly, anti-democratic politicians representing you? Like the Democrats in Wisconsin who shirked their duties to avoid a completely legal vote?

I spent the last week with a lot of union workers – craft unions. I heard not one word of support for what is going on in Madison. Not one. But I did hear several complaints about the coddled teachers from guys who had spent only five months last year employed.

I think they overreached on this one. And I think Obama backed the wrong horse – again.

Via Memeorandum

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Boom, Boom, Black Sheep

Who’s bright idea was it to feed TNT to sheep?

In 2004, Craig discovered that the bacteria in a sheep’s stomach that help digest cellulose can also rapidly convert TNT into a harmless compound. In recent experiments, he and researchers from the U.S. Department of Agriculture fed sheep TNT for three weeks and found that it broke down so completely that no traces of it or any related compounds remained in the animals’ feces.

Craig and his colleagues plan to plant grasses in TNT contaminated soil to suck up the explosives. While the sheep munch away, the bacteria in their digestive tract take care of the rest. Craig’s lab is testing the grazers on soil from a military base. He estimates that a flock of 20 could clear an acre of grass in a month, and completely rid it of munitions residue in less than three years.

That ain’t a cud, it’s a SCUD. They’re supplying explosives to the Animal Uprising™. (Obviously, the sheep are able to outsmart the scientists and are hiding the sticks of “TNT” they produce.) Be very, very careful where you step….

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Talk About A Bad Idea

All this past week, stories have been popping up about how, soon, everyone will be using their phone to pay for purchases. What a fabulously lousy idea.

I’m immediately reminded of the online scams that took place during the modem era of communications. You’d be given a number to call, and it would actually be some sort of scam. The local number would connect to a BBS of some sort which would send a code back to the modem to turn off the speaker, so you couldn’t hear the modem disconnect and then redial a number in Bulgaria or some obscure island. You’d then be connected to a phone service that charged $100/minute for the connection. After racking up thousands and thousand of dollars in phone costs, you’d get the bill from your phone company for $30,000.

You’d bitterly complain about the bill—these stories were all over the news during this era—but the phone companies said they couldn’t do anything about the charges. The rates were protected by some U.S. treaty scammed together by the phone companies and signed into law. There was nothing they could do! So, you had to pay or lose your phone service and be sued in court.

This was unbelievable.

I’ve always been convinced this was test marketing to show the banks and everyone that the phone companies were the best collection agencies and should be in charge of your credit card and other transactions. After all, you can stall the bank, and what can they really do, anyway? You stall the phone company and you are disconnected from the world.

Yeah, I’d trust the phone company with my wallet. Not. I will never use my phone for that sort of thing. I am already very leery about how potentially devastating losing my phone would be. I do worry about the security of the Android operating system (and puh-lease, do not start going on about how secure the Apple system is – or any other OS. All are vulnerable to social engineering attacks, which is the wave of the future that is already here).

The minute your phone company has your wallet, you will lose important protections that banks have built-in. And no, I do not trust Washington to legislate good protections for dumb phone users. They haven’t so far. Why would they start now?

If your life revolves around your phone, you don’t have a life. If you trust the phone company with your money, you won’t have any of that, either.

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HAL 9000 Or HOLMES IV?

Via regular reader feeblemind comes this clip of the IBM-designed Watson on Jeopardy.

It’s a very impressive display of computer programming from the short video available. Call it artificial artificial intelligence at this point. But the future is looming in this display of computer programming prowess.

So, I wonder what track a true AI will take. Will it be HAL 9000 or HOLMES IV? Or will it be Neuromancer? Or SKYNET?

(Actually, dystopian views of AI are actually pretty dominant in pop culture. Mike from The Moon is a Harsh Mistress is kind of exceptional these days. But then, Heinlein thought technology was good. Far too many Luddites these days think it’s bad – except for their iPhones, of course.)

Anyway, watch Watson kicking some serious butt in the video.

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Coup, Coup, Ca, Choo, Redux

And finally, 24 hours late, the military seizes control of Egypt, forcing Mubarak (and apparently his new vice president, as well) to step aside.

President Hosni Mubarak of Egypt resigned his post and turned over all power to the military on Friday, ending his nearly 30 years of autocratic rule and bowing to a historic popular uprising that has transformed politics in Egypt and around the Arab world.

The streets of Cairo exploded in shouts of “God is Great” moments after Mr. Mubarak’s vice president and longtime intelligence chief, Omar Suleiman, announced during evening prayers that Mr. Mubarak had passed all authority to a council of military leaders.

I rather suspect that the protesters will be longing for the good old days of Hosni before long. Let’s hope I’m wrong.

Question: Was this actually a deft play by the military to deaden opposition to them stepping in? In other words, was Mubarak’s speech yesterday – which defied all the rumors circulating before hand, with him retaining his title – actually designed to generate public support for the military takeover? Notice that today there are no chants of “civil, not military”.

Color me suspicious.

Link via Memeorandum

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Up Periscopes

The picture says it all.

The Animal Uprising™ has U-Boats.

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Coup, Coup, Ca, Choo

Be careful what you wish for. Egypt appears to be under control of its military today.

Thousands of protesters have gathered in Cairo’s Tahrir Square awaiting word on whether Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak will stay in office amid conflicting reports as he is expected to address the nation Thursday evening.

A senior Egyptian official confirms to Fox News that President Hosni Mubarak will step down shortly and transfer authority to the Egyptian Higher Council of the Armed Forces — but Egypt’s information minister tells Reuters that “the president is definitely not going to step down.”

The group is comprised of the minister of defense, Field Marshal Hussein Tantawi – who stands atop the military hierarchy – along with the military’s chief of staff, the chief of operations, and commanders of the Army, Navy, Air Force and Air Defenses.

In a statement read on Egyptian television, a spokesman reportedly said, “Stemming from the armed forces’ responsibility and committing to the protection of the people, safeguarding their interest and security, and keen on the safety of the homeland, the citizens and the achievements of the great Egyptian people, and asserting the legitimate rights of the people, the Higher Council of the Armed Forces convened today, Thursday, Feb. 10, 2011, to deliberate on the latest developments of the situation and decided to remain in continuous session to discuss what measures and arrangements could be taken to safeguard the homeland and its achievements, and the aspirations of the great Egyptian people.”

My guess is that the military is about to crack down – hard – on the protests. The result of the fall of Mubarak will not be anything like what the protesters expected. Nothing at all.

And I’m pretty sure the Obama administration just blew it, big time. We have probably lost all or most influence with the Egyptians, both in and out of power.

UPDATE: And all hell is about to break loose. In a surprise move, Mubarak is NOT stepping down.

Here are the latest developments, as confirmed by CNN, on the uprising in Egypt. Throngs of demonstrators have taken to the streets of Egypt’s major cities to demand an end to President Hosni Mubarak’s 30-year rule, prompting the government to deploy the military to deal with civil unrest for the first time in a generation. Check out our full coverage and the latest tweets from CNN correspondents on the ground.

[Update 12:40 p.m. in Cairo, 5:40 p.m. ET President Hosni Mubarak has transfered all effective powers of the presidency to Vice President Omar Suleiman, making Suleiman the de-facto president of Egypt, the Egyptian Ambassador to the United States said.

"The president did indicate very clearly he was transferring all his presidential authority to the vice president," Sameh Shoukry told CNN's Wolf Blitzer. "President Mubarak has transferred the powers of the presidency to his vice president, who will now undertake all authority as president."

That makes Suleiman the head of the military, according to Shoukry, attributing the information to the Egyptian government.

[Update 12:25 p.m. in Cairo, 5:25 p.m. ET] CNN’s Ivan Watson says you need only look at the network of tents and a makeshift wooden shelter erected in the middle of Tahrir Square for evidence of what people are planning to do next: “These people are not going. ‘When he leaves, we leave.’ This is just the beginning.”

All indications earlier pointed to the military stepping in. Now that may still happen, but in a much more harsh way than even I anticipated. Yes, Mubarak essentially gave up all his powers to the new VP – but the VP is even more a product of the military than Mubarak is.

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And Still More Bleak

The latest Gallup Poll shows that a whopping 27% of Americans approve of Obama’s handling of the deficit.

68%, however, are very, very unhappy with the same issue.

These are not strong results on most of the issues, even when Obama has a plurality in favor. But on the deficit, he is in serious trouble.

So he an Biden announce a new plan to spend more money we don’t have virtually every day.

Brilliant.

As I have pointed out, this man is all ego – and not nearly as smart or as clever as he thinks he is.

As for the 27% who approve of his handling of the deficit, all I can say is that they are not necessarily sharing the same reality as the rest of us.

Via Memeorandum

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Bleak And Getting Bleaker

Senator Jim Webb, D-Virginia, will not run again. Instead he will retire after a single term.

Virginia Democratic Senator Jim Webb plans to announce today that he won’t seek reelection, the Senator confirmed Wednesday.

Webb appeared likely to face a rematch with former Senator George Allen, whom he beat in a bruising 2006 contest. He had expressed ambivalence about the prospect of another run, and has said he never planned a life in politics.

Keeping Webb — a Vietnam veteran, former Reagan defense official, and author — in the Senate had been a top priority for the Democratic leadership, with no Democrat of Webb’s prominence, and his centrist politics, openly exploring the race. Senate Democratic leaders view Democratic National Committee Chairman Tim Kaine, the former Virginia governor, as a top prospect to replace him, despite Kaine’s disavowals that he’s looking at the race. Kaine, the source said, hasn’t shut the door on the possibility. Former Congressman Tom Perriello, who is close to the White House, could also be a candidate.

How bad were his internal polls? Well, given the run-the-table Republican wins in Virginia in the last election, I expect they were grim indeed. But Webb also never seemed all that passionate about being a Senator to me. Nor has he been particularly visible.

But the Democrats chances of holding the Senate just got considerably worse.

Via Memeorandum

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Out With The Old Serfs, In With The New

This is rich. Having thoroughly pissed off her original serfs by cashing in on the content that the serfs built for free, Arianna Huffington is planning to bring in new serfs to provide free content for her newly AOL-acquired Huffnpuffpo.

Greg Sargent scores an interview with Arianna Huffington, who got $315 million in a sale of Huffington Post to AOL as well as complete control of AOL’s content.  She has plans for that power, Sargent reports at the Washington Post.  She hopes to turn AOL into a center of “citizen journalism” in advance of the 2012 elections:

“Arianna Huffington is planning to use AOL’s infrastructure to launch a major expansion of citizen journalism in advance of the 2012 presidential campaign, she tells me in an interview, sharing new details about her vision of expanded political coverage in the wake of the merger with AOL.

Huffington described her plan as “Jeffersonian,” and she says she plans to use AOL’s Web site Patch.com, a network of sites that cover local news at the granular level, as a vehicle for expansion modeled on HuffingtonPost’s 2008 “Off the Bus” coverage. “Off the Bus” made a splash when candidate Barack Obama was caught on tape suggesting that economically distressed voters are “bitter” and “cling to guns or religion,” and if Huffington has her way, she will oversee a massive increase in such coverage next year.”

Out with the old, in with the new. Presumably, none – or very, very few of the new serfs will actually get any compensation for the free content they provide. (Ask the old serfs how much they got for the work they put in making Arianna rich.)

If Blue Crab Boulevard was an actual money-making operation (trust me, it’s not and I have the bills to prove it), I’d be sharing what it brought in with my esteemed adjunct blogger, Rich Horton. I don’t do serfdom.

Arianna’s original serfs are NOT happy with her and her sell out. Methinks AOL has made a bad choice in acquisitions. On the other hand, there is a left-wing sucker born every minute. Just take a look at the “logic” they regularly use. For example: freedom of speech good / silence Fox News.

So it is likely that Arianna will get at least some slow learners to join her quest for her next big payday – at their expense.

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Obama Didn’t Raise Taxes Once…

No, he raised them dozens of times. Any thinking American had a “jaw hit the floor” moment when Obama made the utterly absurd (but literally true in one nuanced sense) claim that he had not raised taxes once on Sunday. It’s literally true because he has not raised them once, but over and over again since taking office.

A taxpayer watchdog group is throwing a penalty flag on President Obama’s assertion in a Super Bowl pre-game interview that he didn’t raise taxes, claiming the president signed into law at least two dozen tax increases.

“Just 16 days into his presidency, Obama signed into law a 156 percent increase in the federal excise tax on tobacco — a hike of 62 cents per pack,” Americans for Tax Reform said in a press release Monday, arguing that Obama’s approval of this tax hike was a violation on his campaign pledge not to raise taxes on the middle class.

Seeking to burnish his centrist credentials, President Obama told Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly Sunday that he “didn’t raise taxes once.”

“I lowered taxes over the last two years,” he said in an interview that aired before the heavily-viewed Superbowl on Sunday.

But ATR cites the health care law as an Obama administration imperative that contains two dozen new or higher taxes, including the individual mandate tax and the employer mandate tax.

He is so very, very arrogant that he thinks his nuance here will fool the taxpayers. Like his cooked numbers on the stimulus that showed that 8.753 trillion jobs were created in the last second – in all 57 states. At once.

Frankly, he is nowhere near as smart as he thinks he is. And it lo0ks like Americans are catching on to the vaporware that Obama specializes in:

The majority of voters still support repeal of the new national health care law and remain convinced that it will drive up the cost and hurt the quality of health care in the country.

A new Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey finds that 58% of Likely U.S. Voters at least somewhat favor repeal of the health care law, with 44% who Strongly Favor it. Thirty-seven percent (37%) are opposed to repeal, including 26% who Strongly Oppose.

Keep up the pressure, folks. He’s in over his head and failing open.

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Texas Flood

Via the Daily Mail, we can finally understand what Stevie Ray Vaughan was really singing about in his classic, Texas Flood. (Have the SRV video playing before you watch the one from the Mail article. It improves the ambiance.)

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The Green Black Hole

Sucking down millions in taxpayer money and delivering exactly nothing, a “green” startup goes bust:

To turn wood chips into ethanol fuel, George W. Bush’s Department of Energy in February 2007 announced a $76 million grant to Range Fuels for a cutting-edge refinery. A few months later, the refinery opened in the piney woods of Treutlen County, Ga., as the taxpayers of Georgia piled on another $6 million. In 2008, the ethanol plant was the first beneficiary of the Biorefinery Assistance Program, pocketing a loan for $80 million guaranteed by the U.S. taxpayers.

Last month, the refinery closed down, having failed to squeeze even a drop of ethanol out of its pine chips.

Go read the whole thing. A bunch of very well connected people got obscenely rich by government subsidy – and produced nothing with the “investment”. Obama’s answer? “invest” more!

I have a better idea. Prosecute more.

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Arianna Gets Rich

Off the free labor she enticed into writing for her:

The Huffington Post, which began in 2005 with a meager $1 million investment and has grown into one of the most heavily visited news Web sites in the country, is being acquired by AOL in a deal that creates an unlikely pairing of two online media giants.

The two companies completed the sale Sunday evening and announced the deal just after midnight on Monday. AOL will pay $315 million, $300 million of it in cash and the rest in stock. It will be the company’s largest acquisition since it was separated from Time Warner in 2009.

So long, and thanks for all the money! Serf’s up!

William Jacobson notes the irony as well.

(One side note. Remember AOL-Time Warner? How’d that turn out? How about News Corp – MySpace?)

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