The Associated Press: Dumber Than A Box Of Rocks

From the couldn’t make this up department: Northeast braces for temps near boiling point

The extreme heat that’s been roasting the eastern U.S. is only expected to get worse, and residents are bracing themselves for temperatures near and above boiling point.

Really? Some place is going to be above 212 degrees? What is amazing is this isn’t just an example of a stupid headline. The story itself makes the claim. How dumb can you get?

Part of me wants to go looking for sites that are believing this AP story. Another part of me is afraid I’d be too depressed by what I’d find.

Here is the screen-shot:

(H/T to Doug Power @ Malkin’s place)

UPDATE:

I just had to add this comment left on the original story: “Confirmed – New York media lives in their own ether (boiling point 94 °F).”

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David Frum Ain’t No Martin Luther

I agree with much of this piece by David Frum, but when he falls off the rails he really falls off the rails:

Give me a hammer and a church-house door, and I’d post these theses for modern Republicans…

5) We can collect more revenue without raising tax rates.

Republicans stand for low taxes to encourage people to work, save and invest. But how would it discourage work if we reduced the mortgage-interest deduction again?

Even if I agreed it wouldn’t discourage work, what about the “save” and “invest” portions of the statement. Why did they all of a sudden disappear from the equation?

Did it hurt the economy when we reduced the maximum eligible loan to $1 million back in 1986?

I don’t know. Why not link to a study confirming that it didn’t. For all we know maybe it did have a negative impact. I hate it when people make rhetorical questions out of ones that are subject to empirical answers…like Frum does again in the very next sentence.

Do Canadians and Brits — who lack the deduction — work less hard than Americans?

Why, as a matter of fact they do. According to the Organisation of Economic Co-operation and Development Americans work 8 more work days than Canadians and 16 more days than Brits. Additionally, Americans rank 4th in productivity while the UK and Canada rank 11th and 14th respectively. Any other empirical questions you want to ask? (Please note: I am not saying this difference between American and other workers is due to the mortgage-interest deduction. I’m merely pointing out that the difference exists where Frum claims it doesn’t.)

Wouldn’t higher taxes on energy encourage conservation? Who decided to allow inflation to corrode federal alcohol taxes by 80% over the past 50 years?

Wait a second, how are raising taxes on energy and alcohol an example of raising revenue without raising taxes?

But even then I’m calling BS on the numbers Frum is using when it comes to the alcohol tax. The rate 50 years ago was first established in 1951 at $10.50 per gallon. This rate was increased from a $9 per gallon rate established during World War II. (The federal tax on distilled spirits went from $2 per gallon in 1938 to $9 per gallon in 1944.) In 2010 dollars the World War II rate would be the equivalent of $110 per gallon (or about $22 for each 750ml bottle in Federal tax alone.) The 1951 rate would work out to $87 per gallon (or about $17.40 per 750ml bottle.) Is Frum advocating we should, as a matter of course, be taxed routinely at nearly the same level as during World War II? Nonsense. Nonsense on stilts.

Now, if someone wanted to adjust the tax to be in line with the last time it was raised (in 1991), which would mean taking it from the present $13.50 per gallon to $21 (i.e. from $2.70 to $4.20 per 750ml bottle), I could see a rationale. This is particularly so as such a number would be in line with what we have historically taxed alcohol at when we didn’t have a world war ongoing. Even during the American Civil War when the spirits tax was raised 1000% between 1862 and 1865, the resulting tax would only amount to $28 per gallon in today’s dollars. It says something about the change in this country that after the Civil War ended the emergency tax rate was dropped and alcohol taxes dropped from $2 per gallon to 50 cents (about $8.09 in 2010 dollars.) After World War II the “crisis” rate was kept.

So, while I agree with Frum on many particulars, this cavalier attitude about other people’s money is really grating. It is one of the main reasons so many people are distrustful of “mainstream” Republicans these days as being no different than most Democrats when it comes to big government.

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House Democrats Are The New Patty Hearst?

I don’t blame all liberals for junk like this as it seems only liberal “journalists” are actually this brand of stupid: The tea party’s terrorist tactics

It has become commonplace to call the tea party faction in the House “hostage takers.” But they have now become full-blown terrorists.

They have joined the villains of American history who have been sufficiently craven to inflict massive harm on innocent victims to achieve their political goals. A strong America has always stood firm in the face of terrorism. That tradition is in jeopardy, as Congress and President Barack careen toward an uncertain outcome in the tea party- manufactured debt crisis.

As we stumble closer to Aug. 2, it has become clear that many in the tea party are willing to inflict massive harm on the American people to obtain their political objective of a severely shrunken federal government. Their persistence in rejecting compromise, even as the economic effects of the phony crisis they have created mount, has taken their radicalism beyond tough negotiating, beyond even hostage-taking.

Got that? Tea party types not voting for Boehner’s plan equals terrorism bent on destroying the nation.

What about Demcorats not voting for Boehner’s plan? If Dems in the House were to vote for the Boehner plan it would pass in the House even if the tea party caucus continued to oppose it. House Democrats were they to join with the Republicans Boehner has on board clearly have the votes to get it passed, yet they refuse to do so. They have even gone as far as to brag that “No Democrats will vote for it.”

The funny thing is no journalist is calling them terrorists for not voting for the Boehner plan. No one is calling them ideological for not compromising. Plus, the upshot of House Dems not budging an inch is making Boehner throw in useless crap like a “balance budget amendment” in an effort to appease the tea partiers which does absolutely nothing to move the process forward in the long run as Democrats, last time I checked, still controlled the Senate and the White House.

The reality is “tea party Republicans” cannot do anything unless the Democrats go along with them, which is exactly what they are doing.

Not acknowledging this fact isn’t responsible journalism. It is hackery of the most cynical and intellectually dishonest kind.

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Drowning In America

Mark Steyn – read it.

And speaking of drowning, notice the MSM is not screeching about the ongoing flood along the Missouri River? Coverage is very spotty, some Reuters stories and local news coverage.

Oh, and Salon manages to turn it into class warfare rather than the complete, abysmal failure of the Corps of Engineers that it actually is.

That region is where the food comes from, folks.

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All Your Datas Belong Us

Apple iCloud = They own you. Welcome to the Apple Silo:

Apple is giving iCloud away for free, because locking up our content in the Apple cloud means we’ll buy more Apple devices. It’s Apple’s way of circling the wagons around its ecosystem, according to ZDNet, and I agree. Analysts love it as a business strategy. Whether consumers will love being stamped “Owned by Apple’s iCloud” isn’t so clear. Funambol chief executive Fabrizio Capobianco, whose company provides open-source sync services,

“If you own an Android device (just one, and keep in mind they are getting everywhere, in your TV, car and so on), or a BlackBerry, or a Windows phone… you are screwed with iCloud. This is the Apple silo. Everything will work as long as you stay within the silo.”

Just another day in iParadise. All – All – of your stuff in one handy, Apple-controlled place. Subject to Apple dictates, of course.I simply cannot wait until the horror stories start – and they will.

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There Are No Words

Clean ones, anyway. Spread word on this obscenity. The leftist major media won’t.

Via Ann Althouse.

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Criminal Shovels

Good Lord. Canada, what the heck are you doing?

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Wienergate

(And, yes, I spelled it that way on purpose). Mark Steyn comments on the Weiner crotch-shot.

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Rabid Rodent Rampage

The attack of the rabid beavers. In Philadelphia, for heaven’s sake.

Obviously, I’ve been failing to keep up with the Animal Uprising™.

(Side question: Why is there not a band called the Rabid Beavers? There ought to be.)

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The Silent Disaster

The “major media” appears to be completely ignoring what is happening in the Midwest right now. After all, the crest is passed in Vicksburg and the reporters are hot on the trail of a young boy who may have been fathered by a former governor of California. Or whatever mediatrivia they are insisting is really, really important now.

Great. Except that this is where the food comes from, folks.

Read it.

It will be very bad.

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Satan Welcomes Osama For The Next Few Million Years

Thank God.

Osama bin Laden, hunted as the mastermind behind the worst terrorist attack on U.S. soil, has been killed, President Obama announced tonight.

The president called the killing of bin Laden the “most significant achievement to date” in the effort to defeat al Qaeda.

“Justice has been done,” Obama said.

Bin Laden was located at a compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, which was monitored and when the time was determined to be right, the president said, he authorized a “targeted operation.”

“A small team of Americans carried out the operation,” Obama said. “After a firefight, they killed Osama bin Laden and took custody of his body.”

Party like its 1999 folks.

And lets hear it for the Navy seals who took the bastard out.

Nice going Navy.

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Fleebaggers In Paradise

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Liars And Thieves

So, Wisconsin teachers lie to get out of work so they can attend their Obama-organized protest in the capitol. They fraudulently collect sick pay off the taxpayers in that state. And they get lying doctors to sign excuses for them.

I saw these people myself today. At first I thought it was some sort of comic street theater, but it was, apparently, real doctors, defending what they were doing. I’ll have my video interview up soon. I asked if it was dishonest or unethical, and the answer was that everyone has symptoms, perhaps a migraine, diarrhea, or insomnia. I suggested “activitis.”

Any teacher or other public employee who engaged in this illegal and fraudulent behavior should be terminated on ethical grounds. Any doctor who wrote notes to help facilitate the fraud should be brought before the licensing board for examination of their ethics.

Do you want people like these teaching your kids? Do you want doctors like these treating you?

Do you want cowardly, anti-democratic politicians representing you? Like the Democrats in Wisconsin who shirked their duties to avoid a completely legal vote?

I spent the last week with a lot of union workers – craft unions. I heard not one word of support for what is going on in Madison. Not one. But I did hear several complaints about the coddled teachers from guys who had spent only five months last year employed.

I think they overreached on this one. And I think Obama backed the wrong horse – again.

Via Memeorandum

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Boom, Boom, Black Sheep

Who’s bright idea was it to feed TNT to sheep?

In 2004, Craig discovered that the bacteria in a sheep’s stomach that help digest cellulose can also rapidly convert TNT into a harmless compound. In recent experiments, he and researchers from the U.S. Department of Agriculture fed sheep TNT for three weeks and found that it broke down so completely that no traces of it or any related compounds remained in the animals’ feces.

Craig and his colleagues plan to plant grasses in TNT contaminated soil to suck up the explosives. While the sheep munch away, the bacteria in their digestive tract take care of the rest. Craig’s lab is testing the grazers on soil from a military base. He estimates that a flock of 20 could clear an acre of grass in a month, and completely rid it of munitions residue in less than three years.

That ain’t a cud, it’s a SCUD. They’re supplying explosives to the Animal Uprising™. (Obviously, the sheep are able to outsmart the scientists and are hiding the sticks of “TNT” they produce.) Be very, very careful where you step….

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Talk About A Bad Idea

All this past week, stories have been popping up about how, soon, everyone will be using their phone to pay for purchases. What a fabulously lousy idea.

I’m immediately reminded of the online scams that took place during the modem era of communications. You’d be given a number to call, and it would actually be some sort of scam. The local number would connect to a BBS of some sort which would send a code back to the modem to turn off the speaker, so you couldn’t hear the modem disconnect and then redial a number in Bulgaria or some obscure island. You’d then be connected to a phone service that charged $100/minute for the connection. After racking up thousands and thousand of dollars in phone costs, you’d get the bill from your phone company for $30,000.

You’d bitterly complain about the bill—these stories were all over the news during this era—but the phone companies said they couldn’t do anything about the charges. The rates were protected by some U.S. treaty scammed together by the phone companies and signed into law. There was nothing they could do! So, you had to pay or lose your phone service and be sued in court.

This was unbelievable.

I’ve always been convinced this was test marketing to show the banks and everyone that the phone companies were the best collection agencies and should be in charge of your credit card and other transactions. After all, you can stall the bank, and what can they really do, anyway? You stall the phone company and you are disconnected from the world.

Yeah, I’d trust the phone company with my wallet. Not. I will never use my phone for that sort of thing. I am already very leery about how potentially devastating losing my phone would be. I do worry about the security of the Android operating system (and puh-lease, do not start going on about how secure the Apple system is – or any other OS. All are vulnerable to social engineering attacks, which is the wave of the future that is already here).

The minute your phone company has your wallet, you will lose important protections that banks have built-in. And no, I do not trust Washington to legislate good protections for dumb phone users. They haven’t so far. Why would they start now?

If your life revolves around your phone, you don’t have a life. If you trust the phone company with your money, you won’t have any of that, either.

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